Take a good look at that bumbling fool. He thinks this photo is going to depict him looking presidential? Really?
He looks like he just got back from a Starbucks run. Next he’ll head over to Walmart.
He has all the charisma of a wet sock.
Speaking of Walmart runs, did you notice the brand new "manly jeans" instead of the mom jeans he loves so much.
And that white thing hanging off his left elbow sure looks like a retail security tag.
Hand on hips, well that sure as hell is straight (if I can use that term) from the gay model pose handbook. You can almost hear the mood setting Village People singing "Macho Man" in the background.