How about Tamuning, the tourist area on Guam.
Guam has a Republican governor (Eddy Calvo) who has reduced government spending and brought the territory back from the edge of bankruptcy. They certainly have enough hotel space and that time of year is the rainy season when tourism is down.
No casinos
Warm but but not super hot climate.
Nice beaches
Good fishing
Generally a less unwholesome place than Las Vegas
It is also remote enough that the rent a riots protesters would have to spend money to come, they couldn’t just be bussed in from California or Ewwww Yuck City. (since a large number of leftist environmental types think airplanes are a huge environmental catastrophe maybe they’d stay a way)
The major industry on Guam after tourism is the US Military so there could be some neat tie-ins with that regarding the Obamanation of Desolations policies.
Lastly my supervisor went to the Obamanation of Desolation’s inauguration, having the Republicans come here might cause him to crap his pants and that would be fun
Aren’t you afraid it would tip over?
But Guam might tilt over . :)