Posted on 02/27/2014 12:38:00 PM PST by Nachum
Egypt's military has come out with a shocking "medical breakthrough." On Sunday, the army announced its new "Complete Cure Device," which it says can treat cancer and hepatitis C every time, and which doctors call a "scientific scandal."
Maj. Gen. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, head of the Cancer Treatment and Screening center, praised the new device, bragging "I defeated AIDS with the grace of my god at the rate of 100%. And I defeated hepatitis C."
According to Abdel-Atti's research team's claims, the device draws blood, "breaks down" the disease, and returns the now cancer-free blood back to the patient, reports CNN.
"I will take the AIDS from the patient and I will nourish the patient on the AIDS treatment. I will give it to him like a skewer of Kofta to nourish him," Abdel-Atti said, making the unlikely reference to a local dish featuring ground meat.
The "wonder cure" is supposed to be available to the public in June, conveniently after mid-April when army chief Abdel Fattah al-Sisi is expected to run for and easily win the presidential election. Sisi attended the Sunday unveiling of the device, which has been approved by Egypt's Ministry of Health.
"Scientific scandal"
Despite the army's glowing confidence in its miraculous invention, Essam Heggy, the scientific adviser to Egypt's President, was less than enthusiastic on Tuesday.
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Wow.
I have several friend who could use this miracle cure....
What’s wrong with you?
LOL
ROTLMAO!!!
Some good ones today....
Let’s pump him up with aids and see how he cures himself! :)
Isn't that the way most AIDS patients got the disease?
Kinda sounds like the mummification process.
<;)
I suspect that happened when some guy pushed too hard.
You beat me to it. Nobody dies of the disease if they get a couple bullets through the noggin first.
I can see the finger but, not sure what a,b and c are?
Is there a bigger picture?
Stuff that doesn’t bother me.
Helen Thomas bothers me but, I can take infected body parts anytime...
I see what it is now.
They are using leeches for retransplantation of soft tissue like finger tips, ears and noses.
Thanks.
Pretty kewel.
Wish someone would drop an anvil on my foot and make my headache go away.
S what I get for using the wrong night guard and scoffing down caffeine all day yesterday...
NP
I’ll trade You the headache for constant non-diabetic neuropathy in My feet.
Heck if leeches would help I’d use them.
Don’t envy.
I have friends who have it and it’s a huge interruption of their lives.
Still, I’d trade for day if I could....
Actually, I’ve seen claims for such a machine in this country. Blood is removed (no, not all at once), treated with ultraviolet light and then returned to the body. Even if it works, it wouldn’t be approved by the FDA because Big Pharma couldn’t make a gazillion dollars on it....
> ... lamb intestines...
ROTFLMAO
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