Posted on 02/24/2014 9:01:19 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good afternoon! Has this been posted somewhere? I searched at 11:58am and didn’t find it...
Hi!
Ouch! Putin slap down.
Pooty Poot to 0bummer: YOU SUCK, wimp!
No, I think this is the only thread.
Howdy
Bump. Waiting for Rush to start excoriating the Global Warming hoaxers. When he gets into it, it’s going to be glorious!
Happy Monday, SB.
The audio sounds weird today.
Putin to Obama: LOSER!! (Makes the sign of L on his forehead)
Happy Monday to you as well how was your weekend?
Susan Rice warns Putin to leave Ukraine alone. I bet he’s laughing his butt off. He’s so scared of the dopey Obama administration females.
“If only Daniel Pearl would have remained calm instead of losing his head, the poor misunderstood mooslims wouldn’t be so demonized,” Samantha Powers.
Good. Very nice weather on Saturday (now we’re in the deep freeze again).
She needs to lose her job.
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