Posted on 02/20/2014 2:12:11 AM PST by Libloather
Science is political.
Heat expands everything, so the synapses are shortened, making reactions faster without the benefit of a lag (that oft'times is sufficient for one to step back and survey the sichyashun ... thereby avoiding a violent reaction), and next thing y'know .....
Someone gets hurt.
Bush’s fault.
Climate change brings war and devastation.
As global temperatures decline, world food and energy stocks will be pillaged.
Warm weather = grow food
Cold weather = worldwide starvation
I stubbed my toe yesterday due to global warming
I have a special computer model that I’ve developed with climate change statistics. I’ve come to three conclusions with my new model on the future:
1. Racoon tails will be excessively longer...maybe three feet.
2. More beer will be consumed, as people suffer through the climate change period. This will require building up the production capacity of Pabst-Blue-Ribbon and Miller.
3. Less will suddenly become more, and more will become less.
On the third model prediction....I’m not sure if there were faulty numbers that I fed into it....or the CPU couldn’t handle such an excessive amount of data.
Meanwhile, I’m working on a new theory that trailer-park women are more lusty than Montana ranch gals, but I can’t find any climate data that would make my model work.
The never ending parade of Marxist morons goes on and on. It will not end until America is destroyed and turned into the USSA. I see very few and little to stop it.
I just checked. The Sex Poodle was not available for comment.
Try feedin’ ‘em more beer
We need more states to legalize marijuana to help people cope with climate change and joblessness. I can see this new potent marijuana strain being called Obamas Purple Haze
He is in the basement counting the money he stole from the phony baloney global warming scam.
More Liberal horse sh*t - now the weather is responsible for crime.
Dope makes sheeple more docile and compliant.
Soon, access to free dope will be declared a human right.
“A gramme is better than a damn.”
Well, at least this “truthful” reporting was approved by Obama’s Ministry of Propaganda’s new “in station” monitors for all news media and broadcasting that he is trying to establish.
We need government monitors in all facets of news reporting so that for the first time we can get the real news, not just what is actually happening.
/Sarc
I have been using those two words too!!! All that legalize marijuana stuff we have heard for years..... Now we know that it all shakes out to more Democrat voters if for no other reason than to get free stuffs to support their stoned lifestyles
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the suns planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
May I suggest you anally penetrate yourself with your study.
This is just great, a suggested theory built on top of a junk science theory.
I would add more, but I have to go feed my unicorn.
What’s the correlation between welfare expenditures and crime, single mothers and crime, Black populations and crime, gangs and crime? Climate change is the very least of our concerns, as evidenced in every poll taken.
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