We need more states to legalize marijuana to help people cope with climate change and joblessness. I can see this new potent marijuana strain being called Obama’s Purple Haze
I have a special computer model that I’ve developed with climate change statistics. I’ve come to three conclusions with my new model on the future:
1. Racoon tails will be excessively longer...maybe three feet.
2. More beer will be consumed, as people suffer through the climate change period. This will require building up the production capacity of Pabst-Blue-Ribbon and Miller.
3. Less will suddenly become more, and more will become less.
On the third model prediction....I’m not sure if there were faulty numbers that I fed into it....or the CPU couldn’t handle such an excessive amount of data.
Meanwhile, I’m working on a new theory that trailer-park women are more lusty than Montana ranch gals, but I can’t find any climate data that would make my model work.
Try feedin’ ‘em more beer
We need more states to legalize marijuana to help people cope with climate change and joblessness. I can see this new potent marijuana strain being called Obama’s Purple Haze