Kerry's Brother: John's Not Anti-Semitic, We're Jewish

John Kerry's brother has responded to charges of anti-Semitism against the U.S. Secretary of State by some conservative Israelis — including a prominent minister — by writing publicly about the family’s Jewish roots.

Cameron Kerry wrote a column in Israel's largest circulation daily newspaper, Yediot, saying the accusations “would be ridiculous if they were not so vile.”

The move illustrates how seriously the State Department wants to rebut the charge of anti-Semitism by some conservative Israeli critics of the Secretary of State’s peace negotiations.

Earlier this month, members of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's cabinet accused Kerry of endorsing "anti-Semitic" efforts to impose sanctions on Israel when he voiced concern that failure to reach a peace accord with the Palestinians could lead to economic boycotts.

"The risks are very high for Israel," Kerry said after a meeting with his Iranian counterpart in Munich on Feb. 2.

Naftali Bennett, the industry minister, was among several high-placed officials who responded to Kerry's comments.

"We expect of our friends in the world to stand by our side against the attempts to impose an anti-Semitic boycott on Israel, and not to be their mouthpiece," he said.

Is this the Cameron Kerry who was arrested and convicted of burglary?

Re Hillary and Jewish connections. Her daughter Chelsea married the son of a Jewish former congressmen and leftist asshole, Ed Mezvinsky, another convicted crook.

Chelsea is only “Jewish by injection” as we say in the old country, so Hillary is only Jewish in her imagination.

Now Bill Clinton had much closer Jewish ties, Monica Lewinsky. At the Passover Seder we take a bitter herb and dip it twice in salt water to remember the bitterness of how Pharoah treated his Hebrew subjects.

Bill Clinton, in order to celebrate Passover and explore his Jewish roots, took a cigar and dipped it twice. You can fill in the rest of the details.

Look, we Jews have enough problems with our own liberal/leftist schmucks. We don’t need “poseurs” to join the pack. They are already in the Far-Left and that qualifies them as the enemy.

Next we will learn that Sen. Hiawatha Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) found a Jewish ancestor along with her Indian one.

Oh yes. She found it in that tribe of Jewish lawyers, the SUE! Got it.

In the Old Testament there is a line about God telling the Hebrews to “be fruitful and multiply”.

The Jewish Leftists thought he said “Be fruitflies and multiply” which they did and that explains why there are so many leftist Jewish aholes today.

So much material to work with; so little space to put it in.

MadMax, the Wandering Jew of the internet and Bagel Connaisseur!

I’m more of a sit-down in my chair type of comedian. Here at FR no one really cares about my delivery, only that I deliver something informative/educational, funny, or both.

Much of my column writing is “informational” but I like to throw in a funny line or two when appropriate.

We conservatives have a great collective sense of humor, as you can see by the comments posted at FR, so there is an audience readily available, a forum for doing one’s thing, and a set of critics who will either praise you or eat you.

Re the Kerry one liner delivery. I was just doing a cheap imitation of “James Joyce” and his stream of “Unconsciousness” style of writing.
[Let me know if you caught my deliberate “faux pas”).

Some humor is best served shotgun style. Short and to the point, like Hillary’s head.

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