Groupon Celebrates Presidents Day by Honoring Alexander Hamilton (Idiots think he was president!)

Market Watch ^ | February 14, 2014

[2ndDivisionVet]

Starting tomorrow, Groupon ( www.groupon.com ) (NASDAQ: GRPN) will be kicking off Presidents Day weekend by giving customers 10 dollars off 40 dollars when they purchase a deal for any local business. The $10 bill, as everyone knows, features President Alexander Hamilton -- undeniably one of our greatest presidents and most widely recognized for establishing the country’s financial system.

Beginning Saturday, Feb. 15 at 9 am CST, shoppers will be able to redeem this offer by using the promo code “10OFF40LOCAL”, which isn’t very catchy, but neither was President Hamilton’s famous saying, “nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.” (continued)

[Howie66]

Libtards. They just cannot pass up an opportunity to remind the entire world just hoe hopelessly STUCK ON STUPID they all are.

[Publius]

1912, when he defeated Wilson, Taft, and Roosevelt in a bitter 4-way race. He got on the nickel in 1913 right after he was inaugurated.

[Jacquerie]

Lobster tail and beer. My three favorites.

[Publius]

The reason Franklin is smirking on the $100 bill is that he was one Framer who was smart enough not to get elected president — and he knew it.

[Yaelle]

Ok, I love you.

[JohnBrowdie]

Absolutely. He followed president Benjamin Franklin.

[Publius]

Aw shucks.

(MUMBLE MUMBLE BLUSH BLUSH)

[Howie66]

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[Conspiracy Guy]

I think Bejamin Franklin was the best President. He is on the $100.00 bill. Doofuses abound.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I should have read the comments first.

[Publius]

He was twice as good as Grant, five times as good as Jackson, ten times as good as Hamilton, 20 times as good as Lincoln and a hundred times as good as Washington.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Exactly.

[okie01]

Cool, next we can get a discount for the president that discovered electricity with that kite!

You refer to President Thomas Alva Edison?

[who knows what evil?]

Thank a teacher.

[Conspiracy Guy]

President Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. President Henry Ford discovered Dearborn Michigan.

[Publius]

And Gerald Ford was Henry’s son, founding a short-lived political dynasty.

[Political Junkie Too]

"Aawon Buww... Aawon Buww..."

-PJ

[Conspiracy Guy]

President Steve Jobs invented the Apple. Without the Apple Issac Newton who was the Secretary of State under Jimmy Carter would never have observed gravity. Without the Apple no one would know who William Tell was, well he did write that overture. I love history.

[Ditter]

LOL!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Gerald’s nephew, Harrison Ford has had a much longer career that Uncle Gerald.