[bert]

You laugh but there is evidence that fracking has opened pockets of the Hughes Bosons. The primeval particles were separated from decaying radio active elements geologic ages ago.

Over time the particles permeated the lower mantle and then over vast areas were resisted by the selenium trichloride found in much of the shale. They were forced together into pockets that were released into the extracted gas by the tiny fractures.Once on the surface they permeate the various containment vessels still in the clumps.

The precise method has not yet been determined but it is believed that the concentrations of Bosons in the atmosphere produce extreme thinning of CO2 resulting in conductive loss through the hole. Trisometric surveys are being conducted to measure the effect

[HereInTheHeartland]

” pockets of the Hughes Bosons.”

What’s wrong with Huge Bosoms? Do you not like beautiful woman?

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

That all sounded so sciencey. Whatever you said, has a compelling ring of truthiness to it. I certainly don't want to appear skeptical; so put me down as a true believer.

[RipSawyer]

Are those the same Bosons that Howard Hughes used to own? Are they big and shaggy with horns and humps?