[SeaHawkFan]

As I heard a minister say once, “If no one who ever masturbated was refused entry into heaven, it would be a pretty lonely place.”

[Joe 6-pack]

"As I heard a minister say once, “If no one who ever masturbated was refused entry into heaven, it would be a pretty lonely place.”

Or as Dennis Miller once quipped, "Let him with the free hand throw the first stone."

[onedoug]

Mark Twain, Some Thoughts On The Science Of Onanism