Posted on 02/03/2014 2:53:11 PM PST by Biggirl
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hot dammit Mag...it’s time to crack heads
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Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location.
.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you’ve seen one shopping Center you’ve seen a mall.
.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
.. Those who get too big for their pants, will be exposed in the end
I just got finished running thru ‘em all, and voting. “Puppy Love” is still my favorite. “Shack’s 80s called” was 2nd, and the two “Doritos” tied for 3rd.
I bet my 3 football fanatic neighbors that it’d be Seahawks 44-7; they took the $5 bet, no points. I won $15. I should have placed it for $10k in Vegas. Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Maybe next year.
grrrrrrrr!!!
Someday! Someday...
Very good. I appreciated all of those.
That’s amazing! I sure didn’t think Manning would be so completely shutdown.
havin just caught up on the super bowl and the phoenix open...I missed both due to workin.......I have decided the best commercial was never written
the best commercial woulda had Russell Wilson snatchin Payton Manning out that Buick
and where the hell is Mag ?
I’m right here, reading the thread, watching TV, listening to Levin, and playing Mah Jong.
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, “since you’re about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?”
The woman said “Hell no...get away from me...you’re a sicko!”
The bum turned to leave and muttered
“Fine, I’ll just go wait at the bottom.”
well sayin boo is a non taxin event !
Sheesh, I didnt realize you required your own personal “boo”....
so.....
“BOO!”
we men are all about maintance, wimmens taught us dat
Guy runs in all excited and shouts to his wife:
“I just won the lottery, pack your bags!”
She says:
“Great, should I pack for the mountains, or the city, or the beach?”
He says:
“I don’t care where you go, just get the hell out!”
Sounds like an old Henny Youngman Vaudeville routine...
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
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