[Elsie]

...the best that we could do (at the suggestion of the principal) was to take a pair of scissors and cut out everything this cretin had written in our son’s permanent record.

HMMMmmm...

Sound's like this child's parents lacked, shall we say, imagination.

Just sayin'...

[vette6387]

Well, Elsie, I just knew somehow you’d be here to comment. But I am amazed that you somehow haven’t woven your hatred for Mormonism into your commentary.