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To: A Navy Vet

What has 100 legs, six teeth, an IQ of 40, and flies?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

14 posted on 01/30/2014 4:27:12 PM PST by Westbrook ()Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)

To: Westbrook

That is six teeth per packer, I believe. Enough room for big things to slide through. I think I need a shower......

20 posted on 01/30/2014 4:35:31 PM PST by alstewartfan (Every heart is a lonely hunter when she walks by. Al Stewart)

To: Westbrook

Spittle on the keyboard! Glad I have Febreeze.

23 posted on 01/30/2014 4:39:40 PM PST by A Navy Vet (An Oath is Forever!)

To: Westbrook

What has 100 legs, six teeth, an IQ of 40, and flies?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

I've finally stopped laughing long enough to reply.

Thanks for that!

33 posted on 01/30/2014 5:24:55 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

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