Here in Indiana, we had a fellow that was really worried about hitting deer; so he stopped at the store and got a pair of them there deer whistles ya put on yer bumper. He put ‘em on right in the parkin’ lot!
He only lived ‘bout 2 miles from the store; but before he got home, he’d hit 3 deer!!
The sheriff investigated and found he’d installed them blamed whistle things BACKWARD!