[Elsie]

I took out 4-5 jackrabbits on the road between Escalante and Bryce one night.

It was really weird; like they were WAITING for a vehicle to come along so they could commit suicide!

[Yosemitest]

I've known people in the military who SWORE that:

armadillos were JUST WAITING TO KAMIKAZE car and truck radiators.
(They always jump up, just before you hit them.)