Rush Limbaugh Show,M-F,12NOONPM-3PM,EST,WOR AM, January 23, 2014

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AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[writer33]

Where the heck are they?

Probably trying to distance themselves from him right now. :-)

I'm sure the first reporter that tracks them down will find them saying, "He was never our favorite child." :-)

[CSM]

How do we convince Boehner to switch parties?

[gov_bean_ counter]

How do we convince Boehner to switch parties?

Tell him we have the same pictures Obama has???

[Carriage Hill]

HiYa!

[StoneWall Brigade]

I read that Zero is planning a road trip of some sorts.

[Enterprise]

The little twerp does have parents, but he is 21. He also dropped 75 thousand dollars at a Miami strip club recently. Redistributing the wealth I guess.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You mean he hasn’t already?

[skinkinthegrass]

*in elvis's voice*Thank you, very mucho! :-D
*a little Spanish lingo*

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Actually, internet says he’s 19.

[StoneWall Brigade]

I’m doing good.

[Carriage Hill]

We just had a 24° swing within the past 90 minutes: from -8°F to 16°F. Still cold, and still winter out there.

[CSM]

Washington Post: “American dream has been dead for 50 years, economic mobility hasn’t changed.”

Umm, looks like that was the result of “the new deal.” To the left, that’s purely coincidental.....

[gov_bean_ counter]

Nine degrees the projected low in Huntsville, Al tonight.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Did you get anymore global warming?

[CSM]

Good one!

[gov_bean_ counter]

:)

[Enterprise]

My bad. He turns 20 in March this year.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Yikes.

If you don’t want to be depressed, don’t look at next week’s forecast.

[Carriage Hill]

“He was never our favorite child.”
LOL!

[Deo volente]

FYI for those listeners in the Los Angeles area: Rush is no longer on KFI 640-AM. You can hear him on 1150-AM. I love the name of the station, KEIB “The Patriot”.