It totally creeps me out that a beam is leaving my house every few minutes, monitoring my use of water. Consumers don't have any choice about switching over to the new system.
the gas and electric people are doing similar things to your home (or soon will)
pretty soon your house is going to be sending at least 69 intelligence signals all about you into Obama’s NSA headquarters
a sensor on your ice box
a sensor on your toaster
a sensor on your toilet
a sensor on your electric meter
a sensor on your gas meter
a sensor on your water meter
a sensor in your tv
a sensor in your bed
a sensor above your bed
of course, all your purchases are monitored
as are all your emails
all your online postings
and all your snail-mail envelopes, too
OH YES! your car is spying on you in real time
as is your cellphone.
Transforming America! Yippee!
ps: please make your show interesting/exciting/sexy/stimulating for the nice NSA monitor people, they must get awfully bored watching me! ha!