"....and now for something completely different....a man with a tape recorder up his nose."
Posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:52 AM PST by lbryce
Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.
These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.
This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.
(Excerpt) Read more at forbes.com ...
"....and now for something completely different....a man with a tape recorder up his nose."
Sounds like what the Nation of Islam - headquartered in CHICAGO - thinks. Maybe they are advising Obama.
These Iranians have been watching too many episodes of Ancient Aliens.
We chuckle like our country’s journalism is much better, and yet...
so I guess Jesse Ventura is right after all
oh I remember that one
"Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America"
They aren't far off....
No, the US is run by a medium height , brown skinned illegal alien.
That’s a great picture of ‘Fudgepacker One’. But he didn’t break out of a shell, he emerged from the effluent goop some alien left behind before returning to their ship.
Nothing new.
Quote:
“Well, they are people, just like us - from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they don’t have no wars, they got no monetary system, they don’t have any leaders, because, I mean, each man is a leader.
I mean, each man - because of their technology, they are able to feed, clothe, house, and transport themselves equally - and with no effort...Why don’t they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release of this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venutians have contacted people in all walks of life - all walks of life.
[laughs] Yes. It-it-it would be a devastatin’ blow to our antiquated systems - so now the Venutians are meeting with people in all walks of life - in an advisory capacity. For once man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.”
Jack Nicholson in EASY RIDER (1969)
Considering what has happened to the country for the past 60 years would it have made a difference if the USA really has been controlled by malevolent inhuman non-American creatures bent on our destruction. I, mean, how could you tell?
therefore his problem producing a genuine birth certificate..
They must be inbreeding the hyrids. Because the last few that have occupied the whitehouse have not exactly screamed “advanced technology race”, if you know what I mean.
And the Female versions have obviously been bred by beings who have no idea of what a human female looks like.
CC
Well, it’s an alien all right. But he’s only half white....
Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.
Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.
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