Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

Forbes ^ | January 13, 2014 | Michael Peck

[lbryce]

Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

Related:American Thinker:January 14, 2014:Iranian News Agency Says Snowden Docs Reveal US-Space Alien Link

[lbryce]

I didn't read the original article as reported by FARS News Agency, the Iranian English language news service. But perhaps it was slo news day for FARS and theywere merely reporting the story which the Forbes article somewhat ambiguously links to the Russian spy agency, information it says was revealed by NSA whistleblower Snowden.

The article doesn't say that Iran believes the story simply that it reported it. Mybe they do have a sense of humor.

I wonder if the FARS article ends with < /sarcasm.

[lbryce]

Correction:But perhaps it was a slow news days at FARS.

[skeeter]

Iran’s attempt to fuel America’s ‘get whitey’ movement.

[Celtic Conservative]

No, the US is run by a medium height , brown skinned illegal alien.

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[AppyPappy]

Well, that explains Boehner.

[Alex Murphy]

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

PFL

[Old Sarge]

The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945

Was this written by Sorcha Faal?

[Alex Murphy]

[Irenic]

Speaking of Snowden...I’ve wondered if Snowden hitched a ride from Hong Kong on one of those re-flagged IRISI ships.

[JoeProBono]

[newnhdad]

I get that impression every time I see John Kerry

[GreenHornet]

Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

This is BS. They're not that tall.

[allendale]

Thanks to Kerry’s delusional negotiations, Iran in return for perhaps suspending temporarily the enrichment of uranium, keeps its nuclear infrastructure intact and unmolested. The sanctions are effectively lifted, Iran’s economy will improve and political support for the regime will increase. Soon a bizarre theocratic dictatorship fond of making apocalyptic threats will be nuclear armed. Ah the “peace in our time” legacy of Barak Obama.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Of course they’re white. Even in Outer Space, the oppressive creatures are white.

[MestaMachine]

That desription actually fits the mullahs, those tall, white “persians” who control the masses using islam as a weapon.

[onedoug]

Only brain addled muslims....

[SparkyBass]

"Tall white aliens?"...

"No, really SHORT, white aliens, like..."

[Pollster1]

Tall, White Space Aliens Control America?

Tall? Yes.

White? No, wearing white does not count.

Space? No, zoned out on choom does not count.

Alien? Yes.

50% is not very good. They need to study their Manchurian Candidate more carefully.

[Don Corleone]

Looks like they have both the History channel and National Geographic. Kudos.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

James Carville...they’re on to you man.