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US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims
Jerusalem Post ^
| 14/1/14
| Michael Wilner
Posted on 01/14/2014 9:53:03 AM PST by Eleutheria5
WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.
In a dramatic scoop, Fars in all seriousness reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.
The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."
Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.
The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.
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TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: iran; nazis; spacealiens; usa
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Ach du lieber! Und mir haben azoi fil getzalt Art Bell zu shtil gebliben! Hitler will be very upset, and somebody will have to do a meme.
To: Eleutheria5
LOL I usually disagree with them but they just might be on to something this time.
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posted on
01/14/2014 9:54:04 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Eleutheria5
Compared to the current administration, that would be an improvement...
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posted on
01/14/2014 9:54:38 AM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Eleutheria5
They finally saw the Pelosi pictures.
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posted on
01/14/2014 9:54:49 AM PST
by
Ironfocus
To: Ironfocus
What, the merely nude ones, or the ones of her going lezbo with Helen Thomas?
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posted on
01/14/2014 9:56:35 AM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(End the occupation. Annex today.)
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on
01/14/2014 9:57:19 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Eleutheria5
I know some preppers on Facebook that probably agree with this.
Sigh.
To: Eleutheria5
What’s happening to our country is even more bizarre than the Iranians imagine.
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:01:20 AM PST
by
Starboard
To: cripplecreek
it certainly would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?
Like Harry Reid, for instance...
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:02:11 AM PST
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: null and void
Nut jobby, and conspiratorial!
(For reals.)
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:02:15 AM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Eleutheria5
Well, they may be wrong about that ‘space’ part.........2 out of 3 ain’t bad though...............
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:02:57 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: Eleutheria5
Got the Nazi part right, at least.
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:04:15 AM PST
by
tomkat
To: Eleutheria5
But if the Space Nazis and the Iranians both want to make the world Jew-free, does that mean that we are secretly allied with the Iranians and that they are devil worshipers of the Great Satan Space Nazis?
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:04:19 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:05:10 AM PST
by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:05:20 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: mountn man
Okay, now you’ve ruined my whole year.
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:06:45 AM PST
by
Deo volente
(God willing, America shall survive this Obamanation.)
To: Eleutheria5
Thanks for that image. There goes my lunch.
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:07:57 AM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
To: Starboard
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:09:03 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Help fight The Neo Stalinists! Donate to your Free Republic)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
01/14/2014 10:10:03 AM PST
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: Eleutheria5
This article is stupid. Everybody knows the world, including the USA, is secretly controlled by the British Royal Family, who are really shape-shifting reptilian aliens from Sigma Draconis.
http://www.davidicke.com/
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