US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims

Jerusalem Post ^ | 14/1/14 | Michael Wilner

[Eleutheria5]

WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

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[AmusedBystander]

Well, at least our Nazi scientists got us to the moon first.

[ETL]

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

they’re not saying it’s Aliens—but, it’s Aliens

[katana]

Yes, our secret is revealed! Curses! Let’s just hope they don’t find out about the secret complexes manned by 50 thousand top SS storm troopers we built beneath Tehran and Qum during the Nixon years, or that Ali Khameini is the product of a discrete liaison between Adolph Hitler and an unusually fetching she goat.

[NorthMountain]

It's TRUE!!!!

[INVAR]

The Iranian's saw it on the internet so of course it must be true notwithstanding the current Fascist in the White House.

[RoosterRedux]

Not just aliens...

[NormsRevenge]

FARCe , Iran’s MAD magazine

[dfwgator]

Then we should be best pals then.

Muzzies and Nazis got along just swell back in the day.

[The Great RJ]

This might explain why Obama’s past has been suppressed.

[Paine in the Neck]

I would have expected the books to say “Cobol” on the covers.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Just look at my profile page and see all the links about the Nazis.

[MHGinTN]

Well, Val Jarrett does look like a reptilian who has had plastic surgery. Does that count?

[GOPJ]

...Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate. The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

This is NOT satire....

[GOPJ]

it certainly would explain a lot, wouldn’t it? Like Harry Reid, for instance...

Maybe I was laughing too soon. It would explain lots of dem stuff /s

[MeshugeMikey]

I was a tad shocked to find that original chi com poster...which likely preceeded C+ anything by a few years..

[WayneS]

Prior to about 1992 I would have disagreed with them, but....

[WayneS]

Hey!

Ease up.

Some of us just ate lunch!

[Eleutheria5]

Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. The alien is saluting with his left hand, and about to fire a death ray or something at somebody. Obama is using his right hand, but making it look like it’s not a Nazi salute. This seems to be a favorite device for Nazis these days, and he’s the perfect front man.

[Farmer Dean]

It does explain the attitude of the local BMV employees.