[Cementjungle]

In related news, the medical examiner who performed the autopsy was killed tonight by a falling coconut while sipping a martini on his back porch.

just kidding...

[machogirl]

That I could believe a twist coming like your scenario says a lot. Nothing would surprise me with this bunch in THIS Administration.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"In related news, the medical examiner who performed the autopsy was killed tonight by a falling coconut while sipping a martini on his back porch."

What, not arsenic? /s