I’m guessing she’s staying in Hawaii for some fat gut sucking surgery. Would have liked to weigh her on the baggage scale.
for some fat BUTT sucking surgery!
I'll admit that I'm a bad boy - it's not nice to pay attention to other peoples' "weight challenges".
But luckily I was not sipping coffee when I read your post, or else surely it would now be all over my screen and keyboard. What a great mental image - which I embellished by adding a structurally-reinforced engine hoist to the picture.
These days I can use any bit of laughter that comes my way - thanks...
There is not an ounce of fat on Mrs. Obama. Not one ounce. We should all be in the shape she is in. How rude. And untrue.