[blackdog]

This is just to cross a bridge.

Just wait until the government is the gateway to your medical care...........

Oh, Wait.......Never mind!

[bus man]

This is just to cross a bridge.

"Bridges are built and maintained by the government, and are a finite resource. Therefore, in accordance with Federal sustainability and resource-allocation policies, all citizens wishing to cross any bridge with a main span of 1,000 feet or longer must first submit Form AQ-29-BR-17-MZ (as amended), "Application to Cross a Major Bridge." Forms must be received a minimum of 21 days before your intended crossing or else your application will not be processed. No more than one (1) application may be filed in any 30-day period."

Uh-oh, I hope I didn't give them any ideas . . .