To: Kaslin
Anybody know the correct procedure for opening a taun taun?
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2 posted on
01/06/2014 3:38:19 PM PST by
cripplecreek
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To: cripplecreek
I loved the animation in the “Polar Vortex Express.”.
4 posted on
01/06/2014 3:39:13 PM PST by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
To: cripplecreek
6 posted on
01/06/2014 3:41:21 PM PST by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
To: cripplecreek
Re how to open a Taun Taun. Lightsaber. Didn’t you see the movie? I hear it is available on VHS and CDs.
May the farce be with you.
Taun Taun - the other white meat. Goes well with a chilled chianti and fava beans.
Taun Taun - what Hillary would look like with horns.
Taun Tauns - what Michelle used to eat for lunch (which is why they are extinct on earth).
Luke: You have mail!
To: cripplecreek
The taun taun action figure my buddy had was slit open from the groin to sternum, with a perpendicular cut at each end, creating two flaps for you to insert Luke:
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To: cripplecreek
Back in the day you just needed a lightsaber and the stomach for it. Now, I’m guessing it would take a screenfull of CGI thingys, and a backstory that doesn’t make any sense.
45 posted on
01/06/2014 5:52:22 PM PST by
cdcdawg
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