How does planting trees pay for the rescue?
Where are they going to find the trees they will be planting?
Who’s going to pay for the trees?
Will they be planting trees or just seeds?
If they plant a tree, that tree already exists so it already offsets the carbon footprint.
Next time I can’t pay for my fuel bill, I’ll plant a tree or two.
Lead expedition scientist:
“Arrrggghhhhhh........ your logic hurts my brains. You haters will never see our intention as positive.”