The Return of the Twelfth Imam: A prophecy has been fulfilled.

Pajamas Media ^ | 01/06/2014 | David Solway

[Biggirl]

In other words, the anti-Christ.

[knarf]

They forgot faggot.

[El Cid]

If I was the Mahdi I'd be a hidin' too.
Probably pokes his head out of the well every so often and say's 'these islamic folks be crazy', and then dives back into the well.

[SandRat]

Sounds a lot like they’re claiming BO.

[BipolarBob]

He is supposedly to crawl out of a certain well (which they monitor closely), so when did that happen and they not tell anybody?

[Safrguns]

He is half black, half white. He is tall and strides with a lope. He possesses dead eyes and prominent ears. His background is both obscure and exotic. He is persuasively eloquent and is adept at saying one thing while doing another. His head swivels from side to side when addressing the multitudes, as if reading from prepared texts no doubt lowered from on high and inscribed by the Lord or one of his angels. He gives the distinct impression of being a man-child.

Obama???

[Ken522]

You mean Obama crawled out of a well??

[hattend]

Well, that explains why he came out of nowhere... it’s prophesy.

[Patriot95]

[Da Coyote]

“Islamic Scholar” is akin to “Climate Change Researcher”.

[Robert357]

Yes it certainly does sound like the Big Zero....

“...He is half black, half white. He is tall and strides with a lope. He possesses dead eyes and prominent ears. His background is both obscure and exotic. He is persuasively eloquent and is adept at saying one thing while doing another. His head swivels from side to side when addressing the multitudes, as if reading from prepared texts no doubt lowered from on high and inscribed by the Lord or one of his angels. He gives the distinct impression of being a man-child. He is supremely confident and exudes a certain boyish charm many find irresistible. He is devoted to popular sports involving holes and nets as emblems of ensnaring. He bows frequently in false humility, cajoling the high and mighty of the earth, yet brooks no objection to his will when dissent is offered. He is to be found in many different places from one day to another. He is surrounded by loyal minions, many of whom appear to be imbeciles, who do his bidding without question or scruple. He occupies the seat of power...”

[Da Coyote]

You mean Obama crawled out of a well??

Not a well.

Have you made sure your septic tank is properly capped?

[knarf]

That was MY point in #3

[Sir Napsalot]

Well, I think the cartoon head should tilt at least another 40 deg.

[laplata]

Obama fits in very well.

[LoveUSA]

C'mon! It's a joke about O'bama:

He is devoted to popular sports involving holes and nets as emblems of ensnaring>/i>

[pgkdan]

Obama’s a lot of things, to be sure, but TTI is not one of them. Is this satire?

[Arthur McGowan]

Alex Jones says Soetoro is a Twelver.

[Boogieman]

Shouldn’t there be a satire tag on this? Obviously there exists no codex that predicts the 12th imam will have big ears and play basketball.