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To: Big Red Badger

Daddy is a gay dancer

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up... fireman, mechanic, businessman, Wally salesman... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama re-elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”


42 posted on 01/05/2014 6:54:25 PM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

lmao


44 posted on 01/05/2014 6:59:03 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: carriage_hill
LOL!
oldie, but a goodie. :-D
intelligence humor, always has a hint of truth.

45 posted on 01/05/2014 7:08:10 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: carriage_hill
"Daddy is a gay dancer"

LOL! Sent right off to the email list.

47 posted on 01/05/2014 7:32:57 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: carriage_hill

not that there’s anything wrong with
with being a Democrate !


50 posted on 01/05/2014 7:51:52 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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