Kim Jong-un’s uncle probably not executed by 120 hungry dogs

Hotair ^

[chessplayer]

Probably not. That rumor swept the Twittertubes of late, but it’s based on an unsourced report from one of Hong Kong’s least-reliable tabloids, which is somewhat akin to being one of Barack Obama’s least-credible promises.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I actually heard a different story, but maybe from another Asian tabloid (who can know?), that said he was executed using anti-aircraft machine guns.

[rfp1234]

Alrighty then. Was it 2 million fire ants?

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, and Faith, according to the latest report from the usually reliable insiders, is not divorcing Tim after all!

[ClearCase_guy]

If you want your uncle, you can keep your uncle. Period.

[BenLurkin]

bttt

[Revolting cat!]

Dog Eats Man. Details at 11.

[ElkGroveDan]

I heard it was a 16-ton weight.

[yarddog]

Probably a shot in the back of the head.

That seems to be the communist way.

[LeoWindhorse]

we should have let MacArthur nuke the North Koreans ( and the Chinese ) into total surrender when we had the shot . Think of it , there never would have been a Kim dynasty and probably no Mao tse Tung . Strike first , win decisively , and enjoy true victories . Not this bs our politicians settle for these days .

[DannyTN]

I heard mortar fire.

[P.O.E.]

What about pointed stick?

[expat1000]

I kinda doubt there are *120* dogs in NK. To hungry Asians, they look like pigs.

[yldstrk]

I thought it was flamethrowers

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Our indecisiveness and fear of using our own might keeps biting us in the butt.

[ElkGroveDan]

They said “NEE!” to him.

[Kolath]

Send out Team America.....F**K Yeah!!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

It takes just one alpha dog to say “I’m not up for Korean tonight.”

[EternalVigilance]

Some days the Korean eats the dogs, and some days the dogs eat the Koreans.

[Revolting cat!]

The dogs (you heard of singing dogs, haven’t ya?) were singing Rufus Thomas’ (covered by the Lolling Scones) “Woking the Man”!