We'd need to insist that the country be split up roughly along county lines. The tards don't really own much real estate.
All I ask is the same as I asked in my divorce. Take it all... all you want... everything we did together is yours. 100%. Just let me escape from this place and live with people who respect me and treat me with human dignity, and I'm perfectly happy to start over with next to nothing. I will build it into a happy place because there's nobody to tear me down. I wish you well. Goodbye!