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To: george76

Sieg. F**king. Heil.

In other news, the Lone Ranger died in New York today. He went down in a hail of gunfire when NYPD spotted him open carrying and drinking a Big Gulp on his horse, Silver. They fired 66 rounds in his general direction resulting in one bystander killed, five wounded and the Lone Ranger dying of head trauma incurred falling off his startled horse.

The bomb squad neutralized the leaking Big Gulp without further incident. /s


146 posted on 12/31/2013 8:56:07 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: Anton.Rutter

Survived by his domestic partner, Tonto.


153 posted on 12/31/2013 9:16:33 AM PST by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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