Conservative women are happy because they sleep with conservative men.
Liberal men are unhappy because they sleep with liberal men.
Just kidding! There is no such thing as a liberal man!
Seriously, this really is so obvious that it lends itself to the old “they spent money on this?” line. And the jokes are too easy.
LOL!! Reminds me of that old one, "There is no such thing as a 'too strong' woman -- only a 'too weak' man!"