[Darksheare]

Itai! Itai!
Ruuuules!
Need pics of her replacement, stat!

(Also misread title as “is MoDo Obese?” Said “darn straight!”)

[skinkinthegrass]

...is she STILL "pining" for Michael Douglas?

[skinkinthegrass]

umm..is this humor?

[Liberty Valance]

Da Rulz ...

[dr_lew]

I was delighted to think that I might be ornamental, no one having suggested the concept until now.

I guess he never heard HAIR:

Give me a head with hair
Shoulder length and longer

Shinin' Gleamin'
Streamin' flaxen waxen ...

So much for my memory!

I remember I put this on the record player for my son to hear, back in the 80's one time, and I was really impressed by the deer-in-the-headlights look it gave him.

[onona]

Two weirdos using a public forum to throw daggers. Kooks. AIAGIF

[ken5050]

Those of us of a certain age well remember when the great Russell Baker ( i.e. "Fruitcake is forever" (BTW, one of the funniest things ever written) was the humor columnist at the NY Times. Now, what passes for a piss-poor attempt at humor is Mo Dowdie..

[PhilDragoo]

Hilarious. And richly deserved.

[nvscanman]

Compliments of Mr. Fred Reed. More of his excellent and scurrilous
commentary can be found here.....

http://fredoneverything.net/

[RichInOC]

“I’ve got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen!
“She’s ninety and you’re a teen!
“I’m trying to cheer you up!
“Don’t be so mean! Don’t be so mean!”

—Sparks, “Tips For Teens”

[wardaddy]

I woulda tagged her in the 70s and 80s

Didn’t cull lib nani then admittedly

[kearnyirish2]

I believe Red China and India are showing the way of the future with their female infanticide. If reproduction isn’t a goal anymore, why would somebody prefer a smaller, weaker person?

Years ago my elementary school class was 3:2 boys to girls; my children are in similar situations years later. Methinks that mindset has become an American one as well...

[Steely Tom]

A Bushman looks at a television (invented by men: IBM) in astonishment, and says...

IBM had nothing whatever to do with the invention of television. The main body of corporate support for the development of television came from RCA, led by its CEO, David Sarnoff.

Television was invented by a number of male persons, who were not working together (except as coordinated by the invisible hand of Capitalism).

[Darteaus94025]

Maureen Dowd; is she still flogging her “Bush World” everywhere?

[b4its2late]

Who the hell is Maureen Dowd?

[Rummyfan]

Is it not so, Rose Bud? Can you name one thing with a moving part that was invented by a feminist?

They're too busy bithcing about men!

[Rummyfan]

Haven’t heard anything from Fred in a long time - thanks for the post!

[Vendome]

Hmmm....

I’m gonna go with “Nice Slowdown”.

You can’t live in both worlds and expect us to know which character your playing today.

Be a lady and I knock teenagers over as I rush to help you.

Be a professional victim or be a lady, who is a winner.

[MasterGunner01]

Is Maureen Dowd obsolete? Heck, I didn't know this mean, alcohol-besotted, excuse for a human HAD a purpose. So far as I can discover, the only purpose she has is to breathe, take up space, and cry and moan about her miserable life and existence. Poor baby, take it up with someone who cares.