Posted on 12/27/2013 12:20:11 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing. Federicius Aurelius Superomnem, 345 BC
Oh god, oh god. Death, taxes, migraine, sinus drainage, beriberi, and Maureen Dowd, the resentment columnist at The New York Times. On the Web I find her at some feminist bitch-in called Are Men Obsolete? She has this to say to men:
So now that women dont need men to reproduce and refinance, the question is, will we keep you around? And the answer is, You know we need you in the way we need ice cream youll be more ornamental.
I was delighted to think that I might be ornamental, no one having suggested the concept until now. I could have used it in high school. Maureen herself is beyond being ornamental, having that injection-molded look that follows the seventh face-lift, probably accomplished by the surgical use of a construction crane.
When women act like what used to be called ladies, I act like what used to be called a gentleman.
But I will say this to her:
Listen, Corn Flower. Lets think over this business of obsolete men. Reflect. You live in New York, in which every building was designed and built by men. You perhaps use the subwaydesigned, built, and maintained by men. You travel in a carinvented, designed, and built by mena vehicle that you dont understand (what is a cam lobe?) and couldnt maintain (have you ever changed a tire? Could you even find the tires?), and you do this on roads designed, built, and maintained by men. You fly in aircraft designed, built, and maintained by men, which you do not understand. (What, Moon Pie, is a high-bypass turbofan?)
In short, as you run from convention to convention, peeing on hydrants, you depend utterly on men to keep you fed (via tractors designed by men, guided by a GPS invented, designed, and launched by men, on farms run by men), and comfy (air conditioning invented but need I repeat myself?).
I do not want to be unjust. It is not in my nature. While men may be obsoleteunless you want to eatI cannot say, Apple Cheeks, that feminists are obsolete. They are not. Obsolescence implies having passed through a period of usefulness.
I do get tired of your hissing and fizzing about the noble sex to which I belong. Mercy, I cry. It is not my fault that Michael Douglas didnt marry you. He didnt marry me either, but I dont hate men because of it. (In fact I am grateful to him, and doubtless he is to me.)
Dont misunderstand me. I have nothing against ill-bred viragosfeminism has its place, though Im not sure where. But let me be clear, Butter Cup. I dont want to seem rudenothing could be more alien to my characterbut I do think that you and your littermates might assay a civility exceeding that of menopausing catamounts. In fact, Sweet Potato, if it were not for my innate courtesy I might say that being at once useless and insupportable is stretching things.
A jotan iota, a tittle, a scintillaof gratitude might be in order. Should you look around you, you will note that everything that keeps you and the sisterhood from squatting in caves and picking lice from each others hair was provided for you bythe horrormen.
Is it not so, Rose Bud? Can you name one thing with a moving part that was invented by a feminist?
It seems to me that you gals are like African Bushmen, but without their dignity. A Bushman looks at a television (invented by men: IBM) in astonishment, and says, Wah! Bad juju! Spirits inside! He knows he doesnt understand it and does not presume. His degree of understanding, I suspect, is exactly yours.
But I suppose the shrewery are so busy honking and blowing about socially constructed this and gender-roles that and patriarchal the-other-thing that you dont understand that there is anything to understand. Is it not so? When you sit at your computer spewing bile like a legged gallbladder, are you aware of 2,500 years of mathematics, chemistry, solid-state physics, engineering, information theoryall invented by men, the bastardsthat go into the blinking screen? Your vituperative ingratitude, Sugar Britches, is undignified.
But perhaps you might say I am being ungentlemanlythough I would hardly know how. Perhaps, as we said in Alabama, you aint got the sense God give a crabapple.
Maybe, Petunia, you and your frothing friends could profitably come to terms with reality. Women make perfectly good dentists, surgeons, reporters, lawyers, musicians, editors, and all sorts of things. They can do some things better than men can (dentistry: smaller hands, better fine-muscle control). In Latin countries they do these things civilly. (Consult your dictionary.) And I applaud anyone making headway in this world on his, her, or its merits.
Yet as a matter of observable fact (a category apparently having no place in feminism), we menpatriarchal, capitalistic, macho, immature, savage, testosterone-poisoned, et ceteraseem to come up with everything important that comes up. (I wont touch that one with a pole.) (Wait, I meant .) For example: The transistor, William Shockley and his group. Microsoft, Bill Gates. Intel, Gordon Moore and Robert Noyce. Apple, Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Dell Computer, Michael Dell. Public-key encryption, James Ellis, Clifford Cookis, and Malcolm Williamson at GCHQ in England and later Rivest, Shamir, and Adleman of RSA Security. The World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, a Brit at CERN. Google, Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Yahoo, Jerry Yang and David Filo. Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg. The list could go on for another yard or so.
It will stay that way, Lotus Blossom, for the same reason that women will never be offensive linemen in the NFL. They cant. If they could, they would have. If you disagree, I suggest you apply to the Redskins. They need any talent they can get.
Now, if I were left alone, I would say none of this, having no desire to make women feel bad. But you and yours will not leave me alone, Maureen. I am perfectly happy in a world of female doctors and techs and what have you. When women act like what used to be called ladies, I act like what used to be called a gentleman. It used to be that if at the airport I saw a woman struggling with her suitcase, I would say, May I give you a hand? and put the suitcase where it needed to be. The woman would say, Thanks, to which I would respond, Happy to help. And that would be that. It would have nothing to do with machismo and much to do with a suitcase. These days, Im not sure I would do it.
OK, Im bluffing. I would do it. But, Sweet Pea, I hope you have mastered parthenogenesis. It is your only hope.
If Mo Dowd is even a little bit on the right track, why is every single woman that I have ever met so damn miserable?
IBM had nothing whatever to do with the invention of television. The main body of corporate support for the development of television came from RCA, led by its CEO, David Sarnoff.
Television was invented by a number of male persons, who were not working together (except as coordinated by the invisible hand of Capitalism).
Not a recent photo.
Good to see Freepers obeying the rules
Re your post 16, it’s a shame that Fred Reed’s material doesn’t get wider distribution. He’s insightful and funny. The problem is that he has some very uncomplimentary things to say about Holder’s people and thus is considered untouchable by many.
Maureen Dowd; is she still flogging her “Bush World” everywhere?
Who the hell is Maureen Dowd?
They're too busy bithcing about men!
Haven’t heard anything from Fred in a long time - thanks for the post!
Also, while the car may look great, what’s under the hood doesn’t always run that well.
Hmmm....
I’m gonna go with “Nice Slowdown”.
You can’t live in both worlds and expect us to know which character your playing today.
Be a lady and I knock teenagers over as I rush to help you.
Be a professional victim or be a lady, who is a winner.
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