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Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death
daily mail uk ^
| 12-2013
Posted on 12/19/2013 8:54:32 PM PST by doug from upland
A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.
Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.
A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.
Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.
The story, which became one of the world's best read tales, began in Juba, southern Sudan, in February last year when the BBC reported that the then owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, was awoken in the night by a strange noise.
Walking out of his traditional hut, he was confronted by the sight of Mr Tombe and Rose in a passionate embrace.
Today the Times reported that Mr Alifi said: 'When I asked him "What are you doing there?" he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gaymarriage; goatmarriage; napl; toobaaaaaaaad
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The goat would still be alive had he been able to move to San Francisco. They would have been embraced the blessed union.
To: All
It is going to happen here. I just love these goat stories.
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posted on
12/19/2013 8:56:00 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: doug from upland
Oh well, he still has 71 goat virgins still awaiting....
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:01:15 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: doug from upland
Where else can you get a wife that provides milk, cheese and you can eat her when she dies?
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:04 PM PST
by
oldbrowser
("From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs" .....Marx)
To: doug from upland
Such a sad story. Did they have children?
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:19 PM PST
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: doug from upland
Clearly, there’s still hope for Billy Bob.
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:54 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: Elsie
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:05:09 PM PST
by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: doug from upland
A regular condom wouldn’t have created this problem ...
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:22 PM PST
by
Vesparado
(The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
To: doug from upland
I once had a bag that choked on an old goat...
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:32 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Reagan 1980: Shining city on a hill / RNC 2013: Dim flickering candle in a dark deserted dungeon.)
To: doug from upland
move to San Francisco. They would have been embraced the blessed union That is so blatantly untrue! No way SF or its denizens would approve such a relationship, after all it was a female goat!
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:37 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
To: Telepathic Intruder
Such a sad story. Did they have children? A couple of kids.
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:09:22 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: doug from upland
When a wife is killed or dies under mysterious circumstances, the husband immediately becomes suspect #1.
I hope this husband has a good alibi.
To: doug from upland
Was his goat named Billie or Billy? Gender please.
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:09:37 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: doug from upland
Is there any reason other than coincidence that this story is located near a story on Hillary?
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:11:52 PM PST
by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: Darteaus94025
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:13:13 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: KarlInOhio
“A couple of kids.”
LMFAO!!!!! Great one!!! :-D
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:14:53 PM PST
by
Sporke
To: tflabo
Oh well, he still has 71 goat virgins still awaiting....
—
....and each one looks like Miss Piggy.
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:19:50 PM PST
by
laplata
(Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
To: doug from upland
Man walks into his house leading a goat on a rope. His wife, lounging on the sofa, hears him say “this is the pig I f**k when you’re claiming to have a headache”. “Dunce,” she says, “that’s a goat, not a pig.” The guy snaps back “I wasn’t talking to you.”
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:20:49 PM PST
by
laplata
(Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
To: doug from upland
Does Hitler know about this?
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posted on
12/19/2013 9:25:26 PM PST
by
edboock
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