Tell your friends family and neighbors — especially those with children — to make other plans.
Yep!
Plenty of Christian options:
The Circumcision & Name of Jesus (Anglican, Lutheran, Tridentine Catholic);
Mary, Mother of God (post conciliar Roman Catholic)
St. Basil the Great (Orthodox)
Shouldn't be too hard to find a liturical church that keeps the feast--and any brave enough to do so deserves even a small congregation.