To #23> I knew “Sum Tin Wong’s” sister, the transgendered one, Susie Wong. Also their ruptured cousin “One Hung Low.”
Then there was another cousin, a pedophile named “Sum Young Boy”.
Also they had a relative, a waiter in a Chinese restaurant, who never really learned English very well. He would tell diners that if they ordered one item from Column A and one from Column B, they would get a free “leg roll”. Remind me not to eat in that place.
“Very strange family” say Charlie Chan.
The first I heard of Sum Ting Wong was when his wife, Dun Mi Wong, gave birth to a little white baby. They went to the Chinese wise man to see if he could tell them what happened. He said, “All I know is, two Wongs never make a white.”