“Am I interested in joining your religion but I am considering suing the doctor that stole my foreskin without my permission.”
The doctor did you a favor; uncut is just not feng shui.
“OTOH my youngest brother was not cut (so my other brother and I mocked him), and had some kind of problem that required him to get cut as a teen. My dad also had some kind of problem. I think perhaps there is a hereditary issue so maybe it was for the best.”
“There’s nothing as icky as having nature’s onion ring hanging from your schnitzel as it comes near you.” -Khent Thicke
“Also, I like kosher salt.”
Shalom Shabbat! You are a wise man. Sprinkle some on your salami - it brings out the flavor.
So Khent won’t be going to Europe any time soon eh? ;d
Tom Laughlin, “Billy Jack” dead at 82:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/tom-laughlin-star-billy-jack-dead-82-212410321.html