[Kip Russell]

Modern humans (Cro Magnons) killed them all. This is what a Neanderthal actually looked like:

Sorry, not so much. Here's a modern reconstruction:

[null and void]

Meet Duma Deputy Nikolai Valuev...

(He's the one to the left of the Bigfoot hunters and young witness.)

[Steve_Seattle]

"Sorry, not so much. Here's a modern reconstruction"

Where did you get my driver's license photo?

[tumblindice]

From the look on his face, I’d say he needs a new one.
Tall, dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
Series, he has a striking face. I wonder how many times he was struck.

You’re a great crowd, really! For Neanderthals. Hey, jus’ kidding ...

[FredZarguna]

Hey! That’s the guy Anne Bancroft married!

[varmintman]

That’s a fairytale. The Neanderthal was the absolute apex predator of ice-age Europe and his DNA was halfway between ours and that of a chimpanzee. His ribcage was conical as are those of the great apes, his footprints are apelike, his face was prognathic as are those of the apes and his skull is a very good fit for an ape’s profile and a bad fit for one of ours. Cro Magnon needles are common while nobody has ever found a Neanderthal needle; that’s because a creature with a 6” ice-age fur coat doesn’t NEED needles.

[Kickass Conservative]

Mel Brooks was a Neanderthal?