"What's the difference between a 3-week old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks the puppy will stop whining."
Mike Ditka
"I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them."
Mike Ditka
"We have a strange and wonderful relationship—he's strange and I'm wonderful."
Mike Ditka