Day of Rage
That’s every day for Mohomeddians.
Minister Tawil Fadiha’s idea to boost revenues. A bake sale wouldn’t work, because Arabian baked confections taste like camel poop. Bingo wouldn’t work, because the letters have to be connected in Arabic and there are no vowels. Taxes wouldn’t work, because they’ve already shaken down the bribepayers for every spare agara they have. If they start demanding taxes on top of that, there will be a revolution. So that left Day of Rage, a natural for the Minister of Uncontrollable Anger. Throw rocks and firebombs (as usual) but demand that Israel and the International Community fork over more cash.