Well, you could always cough, hack and disguise your voice so that you sound as if you are on death’s doorstep! If the court person hears that she might say, “Oh, if you are that sick then stay home!” LOL
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Unfortunately it is a recording, but if I get called again before I’m 70 and can opt out myself, I will get an “excuse” note from my chiropractor. Sitting more than an hour in the cramped seating or jury box, means I’m crippled up after managing to get up. Then stand still til the knees choose to function, then limp until the knees decide that this is real, we must walk. d:o)
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