(Muslim Brotherhood) Fatwa: Women Who Swim in the Sea Commit Adultery, Should Be Punished

India Today Online ^ | November 28, 2013 | India Today Online

[BenLurkin]

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[Dr. Sivana]

Muslims regard Arabic as the only legitimate language.

Don't tell that to the Indonesians, Iranians or Syrians.

[elcid1970]

As the late great W.C. Fields once observed about water:
“An abominable substance, my boy. Fish fornicate in it!”

Anyway, the inbred madness & pure evil of Islam never ceases to appall us “infidels”.

Bloody savages, the lot of them!

[Dr. Sivana]

Of course, procreation from the sea is known in Greek mythology.

Wikipedia entry for Aphrodite

[BenLurkin]

“third declension neuter i-stem”

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[EinNYC]

A normal, balanced individual cannot read their fatwas and still consider them to be sane people. They seem to be obsessed with sex and seek to find a sexual connection with every facet of life. The ocean, vegetables, plants--you name it. I remember a woman in my department years ago who was positively certifiable. Every lesson she taught somehow led around to sex--kinky sex--and her crowning achievement was to leave a photo of mating lions on our lab tech's desk. She thought since he was Nigerian, he'd appreciate the pic. The man managed to achieve an actual pinkish hue, he was so embarrassed by her offering. The woman also told anyone who would listen--including students--that aliens from outer space had kidnapped her and forced her to have sex with them. Other versions of this story include the aliens removing her ovaries, so that was why she never had children. I once entered a classroom she had just left, to find she had tied strings to every single table leg and chair leg, about 2" from the floor. I have no idea why, but it was very dangerous to trip over, so I removed them promptly.

She finally left the school permanently, in handcuffs, after throwing something heavy (a stapler?) at a student.

Doubtless one would find many of these Muzzies in a similar mental condition as this unfortunate woman.

[miss marmelstein]

Your post reminds me of Putin’s bemusement that gay rights are breaking out all over Russia - when it was the commies that pushed that whole agenda in the first place. Only stupid people think they can control the uncontrollable!

[elcid1970]

She had only to shout “I am a Muslim and a victim!!!” & the authorities would instantly be walking on eggshells.

[miss marmelstein]

Just as Martin Bashir has outed himself as a coprophiliac. His evil screech against Sarah Palin was a real look into his dark soul.

I imagine his secretary is washing her hands a lot more since his little outburst.

[mikrofon]

Another fatwa directed women to "turn off the air conditioners at home in the absence of their husbands as this could indicate to a neighbour that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her"

Since no faithful "man" would ever want to stop perspiring and lose that wonderful camel-like scent ....

[Dr. Sivana]

“third declension neuter i-stem”

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Latin nouns are categorized into five declensions. It is pretty arbitrary, like the divisions in pro sports. The word for "sea", mare, is a member of the third declension. This helps us know which endings to use.

"Neuter" is one of the three genders assigned in Latin. Many adjectives agree with the gender of the noun. And even some nouns can be used with different genders depending on whether the assignee is male or female. For instance, the word alumnus is masculine, alumna is feminine. Outside of these usages however, the gender of the word does necessarily correspond to the sex of the object, it is just a handy device. As an example, the word for hand (or band of men), manus, is fourth declension feminine, regardless of whether it is a man's hand or woman's hand.

The term "i-stem" indicates a sub-category unique to the third declension. Third declension neuter i-stems are a rarity in Latin (just as masculine first declension words are), but mare happens to be one of them. Animal and calcar, which mean animal and spur, respectively, are two others.

Latin has a lot of fun sound expressions that are actually straightforward, such as the passive periphrastic, which is actually easy to translate into English.

[RichInOC]

Which begs the question of what exactly the men are doing into the water.

[moviefan8]

These people are mentally ill.

[TigersEye]

So what happens when the swimmer is a male?

When the water reaches the ears of a Muslim male a hermit crab crawls in and occupies the vacant space.

[TigersEye]

(Muslim Brotherhood) Fatwa: Women Who Swim in the Sea Commit Adultery, Should Be Punished

Friends of 0bama.

[Terry L Smith]

Another good reason for this, ahem, religion, and its followers, to go back to where they came from!

[Gritty]

Remind me again about all the valuable contributions these people have made to our country?

I didn't think so...

[Jack Hammer]

The World Leaders in Moronic Nonsense heard from. Again.

[cynwoody]

For instance, the word alumnus is masculine, alumna is feminine.

The Russians do that with surnames. For instance, Valentina Tereshkova is the daughter of Vladimir Tereshkov.

[tet68]

My god, it’s an Orca!