(Muslim Brotherhood) Fatwa: Women Who Swim in the Sea Commit Adultery, Should Be Punished

India Today Online ^ | November 28, 2013 | India Today Online

[DogByte6RER]

Fatwa: Women who swim in the sea commit adultery, should be punished

• "When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished." - Summary of a report titled "The misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis", as published in the Al Masry Al Youm.

A report by a committee set up by Al Azhar, one of the oldest and most prestigious Islamic universities in Cairo, to study the fatwas issued by the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis reveals how Islamists view women.

The findings of the committee's report were published in the Egyptian newspaper Al Masry Al Youm. In all, the committee studied 51 fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and the Salafis during President Mohamed Morsi's tenure.

According to the report, "the fatwas issued by both groups (the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis) regard women as strange creatures who are created solely for sex. They considered the voices of women, their looks and presence outside the walls of their homes an 'offence'. Some even went as far as to consider women as a whole offensive."

Another fatwa prohibited women from "eating certain vegetables or even touching cucumbers or bananas", due to their phallic imagery which could lead women down the wrong path.

Another fatwa directed women to "turn off the air conditioners at home in the absence of their husbands as this could indicate to a neighbour that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her".

Another fatwa orders that girls as young as 10-years-old be married "to prevent them from deviating from the right path".

Another prohibited girls from going to school more than 25km away from their homes.

A strange one said that a couple's marriage would be annulled if they copulate with no clothes on.

Interestingly, one fatwa which made headlines all over the world was issued by the Al Azhar university which called for women to "breastfeed male acquaintances thereby making them relatives and justifying their mixed company". The fatwa was, however, later retracted.

At the same time, some of these fatwas also sanctioned the use of women as human shields during violent demonstrations and protests.

The Gatestone Institute, in an earlier report, had said that some of the fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and Salafis during Morsi's tenure advocated the destruction of the pyramids and sphinx, the scrapping of the Camp David Accord, killing anyone who protested against ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi, forbidding Muslims from greeting Christians, forbidding Muslim cab drivers from transporting Christian priests, forbidding TV shows that mock or make light of Islamists; and forbidding women from marrying any men involved with the former Mubarak government.

[vette6387]

“Seriously, these people need to be wiped from th face of the Earth forever.”

Yeah, I’ve come to the same conclusion. With their nutball thinking, there’s just no way you could ever trust anything they do or say. I mean the idea that the ocean is a rapist!

[Mr. K]

"So what happens if a Muslim man swims in the “male” sea? Does that make him homosexual? And how does THAT end up in the world of sharia?"

Ding~! Ding~! Ding~! we have a winner!!!

[free from tyranny]

Perhaps I am in need of an aluminum foil head covering, but I have been saying for several years that the integration of Muslim behavioral lunacy is not, repeat not benign!
The elites are ushering in a new code of behavior to control us. And the Muslim Brotherhood, Saudis, and any other Islamic group are nothing but useful idiots, that are being played. They are and have forever been too stupid to know any better. The same goes for feminists that have been and are forever blinded by the rhetoric of their demagogues.
The elites love Sharia, especially, the brutality of it.
Message to the elite. The Middle East is and has always been a rat's nest where nothing good happens. If your arrogance has taken you to the point where you think you can control these barbaric morons, then you are in for a dramatic surprise, but that will not be the only surprise.

[SandRat]

BY that logic any man that swims in sea and alows it to touch his private parts is a Raging GAY!

[EinNYC]

And besides, there’s all that fish sperm ejected into the ocean. A girl might get pregnant from that and give birth to a mermaid or a krakon or sumthin’. Can’t have THAT!

[jimsin]

'But if she speaks Latin instead of Arabic, the word for sea is a third declension neuter i-stem, so no consummation can take place.'

GOOD WORK, DR S.... OUTSTANDING... FEW THINGS SPELL INTELLIGENCE BETTER THAN AN INDIVIDUAL WHO POSTS ARE INDICATIVE OF AN EXPERTISE IN LANGUAGE USAGE....FOR THIS EFFORT YOU ARE HEREBY AWARDED THE JIMSIN 'BEST POST OF THE DAY' AWARD...

[Bullish]

Superstition and stupidity. What a dismal existence.

[Zack Attack]

"When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."

So what happens when the swimmer is a male?

[knarf]

She's screwed from jump street 'cause her name snuggles dangerously close to man ...

wo-man.

Just frikkin' kill her and be done with it.

in about 60 years there will not be a muslim left.

[JamesA]

I hope Israel vaporizes the whole bunch of savages.

[Bullish]

These guys should just admit that they’re homosexuals and do away with women completely.

[jocon307]

“What a dismal existence.”

Agreed. Joyless, completely.

[Triple]

If muslim women that swim in the ocean are committing adultery, then male muslims that swim in the ocean are homosexuals.

Seems a bit strange to me, but if that is the way they want it...

[Triple]

Ok - you beat me to it - But I did not see your reply before I wrote mine.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Point of the matter is that the sea seems to be a randy little bugger. :)

[reg45]

Muslims regard Arabic as the only legitimate language.

[BenLurkin]

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[BenLurkin]

the Koranimals don’t do logic.

[Triple]

Bad things happen when people are de-humanized and controlled at this level.

Unfortunately, we are seeing the results.

[Colonel_Flagg]

No, but we do. And ridicule is a powerful weapon.