“I have to call in 5 nights starting Sunday night to see if I have to go downtown to the courthouse for jury duty.”
I always tell them that I hate all humans. That usually gets me out of jury duty! LOL
I like wear my Clint Eastwood ‘Hang ‘em High’ T-shirt.
Although, that worked against me, once. I was selected, and we convicted on 14 counts including assault with a deadly weapon, sexual assault, and kidnapping. Each count was read, the verdict was read, and the Jury Foreman’s name was read. His name was Norman Bates. Fitting, I guess.
I like that approach....LOL! I’m too old to be sitting still for any length of time. I’ve done my time.