Well, even in the realm of OffspringOfFormerEmperorCuomo, generally the further you are from the Hudson the more civilized the populace. Except of course in those areas where the population density rises to the 'city' level. There you will find most all of the, um, animals.
But then, where I grew up back in Ohio is now not as rational as it once was...
(Hint: I would be talking about certain areas that continue to commit suicide by reelecting DemOcrats..)
Sounds like a good job for the arctic woof..