[2ndDivisionVet]

[devolve]

[ToastedHead]

Does anyone still care if it ever works?

[Steely Tom]

Wow, this weekend?

Weekend's already half over.

Forty-eight business hours?

[ToastedHead]

Obamacare IT team weekend meeting:

[Farnsworth]

Mo money, mo money, mo money!!!!!!

[lurk]

...because tens of millions of Americans are panting to log on and get started on their first insurance exchange premium payments.

The website is merely the first whiff of bad breath and body odor that tells you this blind date might not have a happy ending.

[GeronL]

Now they will able to handle 3 users at a time without crashing... too often?

[ElkGroveDan]

U.S. administration plans Obamacare website upgrade this weekend

Let me guess, an app that doesn't work the way it's supposed to but it still installs a toolbar on you browser and resets your homepage.

[Noob1999]

So, let’s see!

In two weeks the pro’s can totally unf**k a $800 million website that has taken over three years to produce?

Maybe we should put Mooch in charge of an audit of the no-bid cost plus contract let to her friends.

Perhaps this would disclose how many millions got funneled back to an unknown Chicago bank account!

[Vendome]

WTF evuh...

[publius911]

These incompetent clowns still haven't figured out that it's mot a capacity problem? They can add servers 'til the cows come home, but it won't "fix" bottlenecks that are systemic and haven't even been identified!

And it certainly won't fix the browsing feature that was either crippled or removed, so that the "shoppers" would be unable to see how bad it is, until after they've surrendered all their personal data, and have to deal with sticker shock.

[Deetes]

Is it the first trillion dollar website ?

[kevao]

The websites aren’t broken nearly as much as reported. This “roll out disaster” is just a ruse to cover for the real disaster of ObamaCare — that the high monthly premiums and massive deductibles are driving people away in droves. No IT guy can fix that.

[smokingfrog]

Our troubles are over.

[Bender2]

[PastorBooks]

Pinging Lazamataz:

“The Obama administration hopes to upgrade the performance of its faltering HealthCare.gov website this weekend by adding new capacity just two weeks before a crucial deadline for having it running smoothly...”

[DoughtyOne]

Who knows, maybe they can get the thing 2% operational by Monday. That would be an improvement.

[Gene Eric]

That was one nasty typo...

[Repeat Offender]

Failure v2.0

[tumblindice]

1.21 more gigawatts of power each to a few more flux capacitors
and these stooges will blow themselves up. Tragedy and comedy!
It really is like watching a long freight train jump track, in slo-mo,
while an engineer is leaning out the window yelling ‘Woo woo woo!’