Morgan: Obama and Jerry Jones -- they have a lot in common [Gadzooks!]

Corsicana Daily Sun ^ | November 15, 2013 | Ron Morgan

[Bender2]

Morgan: Obama and Jerry Jones -- they have a lot in common
By Ron Morgan
Corsicana Daily Sun

Corsicana — Conventional wisdom would dictate that there couldn’t be any two more polar opposites than Jerry Jones and President Obama, wouldn’t you say? I mean, how much more white could a man be than to be a native of Arkansas who has spent the majority of his life reciting something like, “Soooweee Pigs!”? Jerry lives in Highland Park, which is about as Caucasian a city as there is on the face of the earth. President Obama is a native of Hawaii (or so he claims) with a Kenyan father. Prior to occupying the White House, he lived in Chicago which is about as ethnically diverse as Park Cities is white.

-SNIP-

Common sense would tell you that you couldn’t find two men any more different than Jerry Jones and Barrack Obama. However, common sense and my name have seldom been mentioned in the same sentence, and wisdom of any kind, conventional or other, is not anything I’ve often been accused of.

I see a strong comparison of the two men. Don’t laugh. Hear me out.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks again! Could this... be true?

Who has Jerry fired? Did he fire Kiffen or Marinelli after the defense turned into what could be the worst in NFL history? Did he ax Bill Callahan after the play-caller ignored the run and took to the air ineffectively? No, no and no. No one has been fired.

Who has the President fired? Did anyone get fired over Benghazi, the IRS scandal, the NSA snooping or the abject failure of Obamacare? Did Fast and Furious get Eric Holder canned? Is Kathleen Sebelius gone? Did the website designer get shown the door? No, no and no.

Has either man offered up any hope of a turnaround? Not that I’ve seen. All Jerry can do is to keep scouring the country for more has-beens and never-weres to bolster a hopeless defense. The President has said you can keep your cancelled insurance for one more year (until after the election), but that may lie more with state insurance commissioners and individual insurance companies than with the executive branch.

The light at the end of the tunnel for each man looks like a train coming...

Well, big, at least... I still have my Old Dallas Texans,

Didn't they move... to Kansas City?

If there is a big red X above, see the train wreck at https://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/uploaded/Train%20Wreck%20Two_0.gif

[Bender2]

Okay, okay-- Get your two cents in I can use the money.

[Dysart]

Because they both love tight ends?

[big'ol_freeper]

Well Bend, despite them 'boys sucking they are in first place.

Similar season to what the Seaslugs had a couple of seasons ago

Sorta a hopey changy thing...

[Bender2]

Re: Okay, okay-- Get your two cents in... I can use the money.

Gadzooks-- Get on the ball, campers! What can I buy... with 4 cents?

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/cowboys.wav

[big'ol_freeper]

RE Gadzooks-- Get on the ball, campers! What can I buy... with 4 cents?

First you drink all my beer and now
you want my lunch money!

[Liberty Valance]

LOL! Billy Joe Shaver ~ Corsicana Daily Sun

[al_c]

They’re both inept leaders.

[Texas Eagle]

Personally, I think he has more in common with Reverend Jim Jones.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, only 14 cents... so far!

Well, you just cannot make money off 'Cowboy Hate' anymore. I'll go back to the 'Deadskins Hate'... it is much more profitable--

[Bender2]

Re: Gadzooks, only 14 cents so far! Well, you just cannot make money off 'Cowboy Hate' anymore. I'll go back to the 'Deadskins Hate'... it is much more profitable--

Gadzooks, was I ever right! The 'Deadskin Haters' don't even post... they just send cash!

[SevenofNine]

Bender you can’t compare Obama to businessman like Jerry Jones no way least we know Jerry is American Citzien

Say this about my team former owner Al Davis of Oakland turn LA Turn Oakland Raiders least he was American citizen

[al_c]

Don’t misunderstand, Bendy ... no hater hear. Been a fan as long as I can remember. But I do know and admit that JJ is no good for our team. He’s a dang fine business man, but he’s not a good GM at all. And Obama may be a dang fine community organizer, but .... you know the rest.

[al_c]

Ugh ... gotta go all grammar police on myself and point out that I used hear instead of here. Gadzooks!

[Bender2]

Re; I used hear instead of here. Gadzooks!

Gadzooks is right, al. This reminds me... of the time the Dallas Morning News reported Bob Hayes took a 68 yard piss in the end zone--