[JaguarXKE]

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

“Uh, I, uh, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that, uh, I uh will faithfully execute the, uh, Office of President of the , uh, United States, and will to the best of my uh-bility, preserve, protect and uh defend the uh Constitution of the uh United States...Period.”

[Errant]

Is there any wonder why they had to take him to a private room to recite the oath of office?!