Live thread Obamacare numbers rollout

Various news sources | 11-13-13 | Me

[Dog]

I haven't posted a live thread in years but this is to good not to have one. Fox will have live coverage when it happens.

[rktman]

According to the Reno paper this morning, NVHealth has signed up a whopping 513. Less than 1/2% of their goal. Ooops! But there are some in process.

[AU72]

We should have a prize for the closest guess.

Like a transcript of all of Jay Carney's pressers.

[MissMagnolia]

So, if they count anybody who has put something in a shopping cart in these numbers, just pull up the pictures of the recent EBT malfunction at Walmart stores ... all those full carts, left in the aisles when the peeps ran for the doors when they realized the EBTs were working again and there would be no freebies. I suspect there are lots of abandoned ‘shopping carts’ on the Obamacare website and don’t be standing in front of the doors when the sale rings up on the register.

[KC Burke]

Shovel-Ready or Pooper Scooper Ready?

[Common Sense 101]

“Enrolled” = page view.

[Lucky9teen]

[KC Burke]

At 2:00 AM in the middle of the night, next Tuesday, they will issue the correction with the true numbers.

[Berlin_Freeper]

They are going to issue draft numbers and start calling them in.

[GraceG]

If this is done using the same method as the job numbers I expect that over 300Billion with a Capital B will have been signed up....

Of course the Pravda media will not question it...

[Starboard]

It will all hinge on how you define ‘enrollment’.

As the old saying goes: Figures don’t lie but liars can figure.

[DCBryan1]

Jay Carney (tommorrow presser): "Two Brazillion women signed up last week!"

Presstitutes: "OMG! Thats a huge amount of free healthcare! Congrats! Obama is great! It's working! We knew he could fix it! He is the 0ne we are waiting for!" (clap clap clap!)

Drudge: Images of the 2 brazillian women who signed up last week emerges:

[GraceG]

The Blue is rather Phallic, much like their Ego....

[concerned about politics]

According to the Reno paper this morning, NVHealth has signed up a whopping 513.

And I'll bet every one of them is 100% subsidized. They won't have to pay a single penny.

[Lucky9teen]

[1rudeboy]

Double the estimate, then move to the next highest unit. So if your estimate is 50,000 - - > the number reported will be 1,000,000.

[rktman]

Sounds like the “lyin’ king” has been doin’ a lot of figurin’.

[Jane Long]

Depends on what the definition of "enrollment" is.
To borrow a phrase.

[mware]

Hey Jim. Long time.

We sure are in a pickle aren't we.

[mmichaels1970]

If this is done using the same method as the job numbers I expect that over 300Billion with a Capital B will have been signed up...

And over 80% of the people have purchased insurance...if you don't count the people that have quit looking for insurance.

[lacrew]

Betting they won’t even tell us how many have made first payment.